You didn't read that wrong. Apparently it's finally happening, someone was stupid enough to green-light a live-action adaption of One Piece. An American take, at that. Have we learned nothing from Dragonball Evolution!?
I already hate this, and I can't wait for it to come out so I can hate it even more. In no reality does this end up being anything remotely approaching decency. It'll make the 4Kids version look like Edward Fitzgerald's loving translation of Omar Khayyam.
This isn't the 20th Anniversary present I wanted.